I’m not big into YouTube, so it wasn’t until a friend “liked” @PineyMcKnuckle’s tweet below that I caught wind of the hottest conspiracy theory of 2019: my new favorite new conspiracy theory is that Chuck E. Cheese takes the pizza…
An Open Letter to Pizzagate Believers
Dear Pizzagate conspiracy nuts, Get off of the computer. Have a cold glass of water and most importantly STOP SHOOTING UP AND THREATENING PIZZA RESTAURANTS. The fact that somebody actually went to Comet Ping Pong and fired shots is infuriating, but…